What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What's green and loud?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!